12.15.2015

Don't Drink the Coffee


David Haddock woke up for work at precisely six o'clock, because the secretary, John Parkinson, also set his alarm for that time--David had overheard it just the other day.


Then he took the same route home as ever, at precisely six o'clock, which was the same time everyone else went home.


David Haddock woke up at six o'clock.


David went to get his coffee--Starbucks.  He didn't like coffee.  He only drank it because everyone else did.


Coffee tasted bitter.


David organized some paperwork exactly the way his boss asked.


Then he took the same route home as ever, at precisely six o'clock, which was the same time everyone else went home.


David Haddock woke up at six o'clock.


David tried to drink his coffee, but coffee hurt.


His boss fired him.


And David starved.

The coffee


was


too


strong,

And David drowned in it.

-O.S.

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